
This page is always kept up to date, with the latest poem at the top; if nothing has been added for a while, it means I haven't been writing lately.
Imagine, if you will, all men
finding the truth; once they can see,
they leave their gods and saints and then
work on a world for you and me.
Nobody then will ever give
us lectures on a grand design
and tell each other how to live:
a godless world would be divine.
Imagine, if you will, that kids
won't thank an empty space above
but relish joys no faith forbids
and have the rod replaced with love,
sermons with teachings that cohere
and bended knees with guts and spine.
All childhoods free from guilt and fear:
a godless world would be divine.
Imagine, if you will, all wealth
this planet offers spent on man
for education, food and health
instead of mosques and Vatican
and everyone who sells a god.
And with God's Army in decline,
we keep a humanitarian squad:
a godless world would be divine.
Imagine, if you will, the gaols
with hardly a convict left behind,
because the unseen master fails
to corrupt our morals and our mind.
A safer world that's based on fact
in which we know what's yours and mine
and treat each other with respect:
a godless world would be divine.
Imagine, if you will, no wars,
bloodbaths and borders are approved,
nor are discriminating laws
because their basis is removed.
Believe me, it's a dream that's worth
dreaming because we can design
our Heaven on this very Earth:
a godless world would be divine.
31/12/6252 RT (2011 CE)-3/01/6253 RT (2012 CE), added to Friday School
Since we have Freedom of Religion
we can do anything we please
as long as someone has created
a faith with matching policies.
Hail Freedom of Religion!
In the religion of our parents
we raise our kids as we see fit,
and from the guilt and fear we suffered
ourselves they sure will benefit.
Hail Freedom of Religion!
This damn political correctness
is something we prefer to shun,
but with the right religious background
we're free to bully anyone.
Hail Freedom of Religion!
The god to whom we bear our children
has told us not to spare the rod,
and so we thrash and sometimes kill them
to make them Children of our God.
Hail Freedom of Religion!
Our god does not allow for doctors;
we, when a child is sick, deny
them treatment, care and medication
but pray for them until they die.
Hail Freedom of Religion!
You worldly folk may have your morals,
but we have more than that: we saw
the light of God convey the message
believers are above the law.
Hail Freedom of Religion!
22/12/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Friday School
Do not give up on those who believe
in gods; it is never too late
to save us from an eternity
of that highly delusional state.
As soon as we're born, our parents, just like
their parents before, put our brain
in a box and nail it shut to make sure
that religion keeps us plain.
Each week the clerics tighten and fix
the nuts and bolts of that box,
and when they deem it necessary,
they put on a new set of locks.
But every logical thought that we hear
helps loosen a screw or two,
and though we will cover our ears and eyes,
a number of them will get through.
So keep on giving us logic and facts,
and, much to our own surprise,
the box may break and our brain at last
unfold to its regular size.
19-20/12/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Friday School
How blessed is the child who grows up without guilt,
who's not taught they were born in sin
and worthless without the blood that was spilt
by a god who is trying to win.
How blessed is the child who grows up without fear
of invisible creatures who trail
all their steps and provide many rules that aren't clear
and a hell for the people who fail.
How blessed is the child who grows up without hate,
who's not taught there's a god who dislikes
certain races, beliefs, all who tolerate
science, atheists, faggots and dykes.
How blessed is the child who grows up without pew,
a child whose own parents were freed:
if only all children were blessed like these few,
the world would be blessed indeed.
29/11/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Friday School and The Supreme Blossom
'Mum, can you tell me what's beyond the pond?',
the little trout enquired. His mum said: 'Paul,
this pond is all, and nothing lies beyond.
In the beginning Cod created all:
this pond and everything that lives inside it,
and soon He'll judge all creatures who've denied it.'
'If Cod is really everywhere, why can't
we see Him?', Paul kept looking for replies.
'Cod's in each drop of water and each plant,
but He can not be seen by piscine eyes.
Still He can watch your every thought and action,
so live your life to give Cod satisfaction!'
'There's something I don't understand', her son
decided to investigate some more.
'I think it's logical to say when one
creates a thing, it wasn't there before:
if Cod's part of the pond that He created,
how did He make Himself?', her offspring stated.
'That is a brilliant question', she told Paul,
'which I can't answer, I'm afraid to say;
but I am sure Cod will explain it all
the day He'll raise all faithful fish to stay
with Him forever where our native turf is:
in His Eternal Pond above the surface.'
20-21/11/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Friday School
In times when evil rules the country
and casts its darkness on all doors,
a storyteller must be crafty
to criticise the vicious force.
Whoever came up with the vampires,
nocturnal creatures, dark and pale,
bloodthirsty, sinister and lifeless,
reversed the parties in his tale.
The cross is symbolising reason
and garlic rationality,
blood symbolises life and freedom,
the human neck morality.
Water and daylight stand for knowledge,
the wooden stake for truth, and we
can plainly see that vampirism
itself stands for Christianity.
22/10/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Friday School
When man, according to Judeo-Christian
mythology, had eaten from the tree
of knowledge, God evicted them from Eden
and gave them both the gift of enmity.
And since he was afraid they might be eating
the fruit of life as well and thus become
gods like himself, he stationed Cherubim and
a flaming sword to scare the troublesome.
With satellites that cover every angle,
all corners of this world have been explored;
if there was truth in their obscure religions,
we would have found the garden and the sword.
21/10/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Friday School
The universe, by definition,
is everything, so let's be terse:
this means that absolutely nothing
exists outside the universe.
If someone says their god is living
outside the universe, the gist
of what that person is implying
is that their god does not exist.
19/10/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Friday School
Should we not preach in every square
and mall and knock at people's doors
to tell them: 'Have you heard the good news?
There is no god, there never was!'
Should we not take our children out
on Winter Solstice, let them sing
Imagine and then give them sweets
for all the joy their carols bring?
Should we not organise ourselves
and charge our members, take a grip
on them and always make them feel
they've not deserved their membership?
Should we not hold an atheist camp
to reinforce our non-belief,
repeating all our atheist chants,
and praising our distinguished chief?
Should we not teach the kids in school
why God can't possibly exist
and take the fear out of their lives
that at the rapture they'll be missed?
Should we not put up billboards at
hazardous junctions where the waves
of traffic meet and that convey
the message: 'Atheism saves'?
Should we not go to poorer countries,
seek out the starving folk and feed
all those embracing atheism
and cantillating the atheists' creed?
And yet, we do not feel the urge
to pester those who pester all,
but we're concerned that all their kids
are brainwashed once they learn to crawl.
16-17/10/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Friday School
'Who is it reigns with you in heaven?',
Job in his anguish asked the Lord.
'Or do you like to see me suffer
because you're inhumane and bored?
'You're either cruel or share your power',
Job ranted on, 'for if you were
benevolent and omnipotent,
no pain and evil would occur.'
God heard his servant and reflected
on what he uttered in his rage,
and since he couldn't find an answer,
he sought the council of a sage.
'Why do you do what you are doing?' -
'We brought him loss and pain, and thus
we want to test Job's faith and whether
despite his fate he'll worship us.'
'Why should he?', asked the sage. 'Why worship
a god who tortures and neglects?' -
'And what about the gods before us?
They never justified their acts.'
'They were not on their own, and even
the good ones were each others' foes,
and man incurred their wrath; whatever
they did, they stepped on some god's toes.
'With just one god, there can't be struggle
unless he calls for it; there must
be conflict of the ones in power
to justify hurting the just.
'To test the loyalty of humans,
you'll need another by your side.' -
'We shan't accept a god beside us',
the infuriated Lord replied.
'Monotheism is quite tricky;
don't call him god then, at the most
call him advisor, adversary
or something else that fits his post.'
So God went home, created Satan
and gave him power, step by step,
to test his children and torment them
and, last not least, to take the wrap.
16/10/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Friday School
'The demons are upset again',
they stressed their island's fables.
'Soon the volcano will erupt
and bury homes and stables.'
So everyone went to the ship
that had been sent to carry
them to the mainland's safety; they
all rushed to catch the ferry.
As they approached the ship, five friends
squabbled about religion;
of course they all were in the right
and wouldn't budge a smidgen.
But a gigantic demon blocked
the gangway without scruples
and bellowed out: 'You shall not pass!',
while flames sprang from his pupils.
Raj burnt some turmeric and sang
a mantra for protection,
but when the demon cast his flames,
he took no further action.
Jude blew a ram's horn and intoned
Psalm 91 to hinder
the demon's efforts, but alas!
Jude was reduced to cinder.
Then John held up a cross and said:
'The power of Christ compels you!',
to which the fiend from hell replied:
'The power of fire farewells you.'
Hasan recited the Qu'ran
over his flask of water
and splashed the demon's face, yet he
did not escape the slaughter.
But Gustav went aboard the ship,
assisted by two seamen;
because he was an atheist,
he didn't see the demon.
13-14/10/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Friday School
With his trusting flock in the morning
the good shepherd sets out to seek
a green pasture on which they'll be grazing,
and he'll let them drink from the creek.
And he tells them a bedtime story
when at night they are going to sleep
of the paradise that awaits them,
and he then bids good night to his sheep.
And he sees them again at Easter
when the village meets under the trees
and prepares them upon a table
in the sight of their enemies.
1/10/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Nail on the Head
You kids have Oz and Peter Pan,
so do not think it's odd
that grown-ups, too, need fairytales,
and they created God.
Some say he rules with love, and some
say with an iron rod:
the grown-ups need their fairytale,
so they invented God.
Some will grow out of it, some won't,
but you should know the score:
let grown-ups have their fairytale,
but you should grow up more.
24/09/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Horses Can Fly and Friday School
- The Only True Religion -
Picking fruits and catching locusts,
chewing leaves and eating grains,
the first group of Homo sapiens
wanders through the lush green plains.
Suddenly a ball of lightning
with the fire of thousand suns
strikes the earth and makes it tremble,
and each human being runs.
As the grass and trees start burning,
all seek shelter in despair,
but the power of the impact
throws their bodies through the air.
And Anesidora, rising
from the ashes left behind
has to realise she is the
sole survivor of her kind.
And it is her only comfort
in her world of doom and gloom
that the children whom she carries
are still moving in the womb.
So she seeks a cave to sleep in
in the sun's declining light. -
She's still sleeping in that cavern,
for it's still the selfsame night.
She is dreaming of the future
that will be if she survives;
we're all part of this girl's vision
and that which we deem our lives.
Even though we're just the actors
in a vision, you will find:
all we do is fundamental
to the lot of humankind.
For the outcome of her vision
when she'll ope her eyes at dawn
will decide our fate and whether
she'll give up or carry on.
23/07/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to That's the Way It Is
'Quittin' time', a sweet voice calling
through the man-sized leaves declared;
as the slaves went to their quarters,
Tucker legged it, unprepared.
But the master saw and shot him
in the leg, rode up and leered.
'That will stop you rogue from running
for a little while', he sneered.
'Even now I could outrace you!' -
Tucker's master laughed with glee:
'If you win a race against me
in that state, I'll set you free.'
'Give me time to get a bandage
and a bite to eat; at gloam
I will meet you at this furrow',
Tucker said and hobbled home.
'Dad, today the massa shot me
just before I reached the gate:
dress your thigh and shave your beard off,
and tonight we'll celebrate!'
'Have you lost it altogether?' -
'No, but massa's fate is sealed;
he accepts my challenge to a
race through his tobacco field.
'If I win that race against him,
massa said he'll set me free;
you'll be waiting on the other
side, pretending to be me.'
'That's ridiculous! I'm certain
that he'll see right through your game.' -
'Father, to them fancy white folk
all us niggers look the same.'
'On the count of three', the master
in his furrow grinned; on three
both were dashing off, but Tucker
soon turned back quite leisurely.
'Wonder if he'll ever get there',
thought the master with a sneer
as he reached the end where loudly
he was greeted: 'I'm right here!'
Frozen to the spot, the baffled
master unbelievingly
dropped his jaw and tied his laces
as he gasped: 'Best out of three!'
'I was sergeant in the army',
he was mumbling. 'Now I'll be
beaten by a wounded negro;
everyone will laugh at me!'
He was running like the devil;
when the finish line was near,
he saw Tucker smoke his corn pipe
as he shouted: 'I'm right here!'
'Tucker, you're not even sweating
while I barely am alive.'
Once he caught his breath, the master
told his slave: 'Best out of five!'
Soon he faltered and he panted,
everything before his eyes
flickered, and his fatal heat stroke
hardly came as a surprise.
At their quarters, son and father
told the others of their day:
'If we want to leave by midnight,
best start packing right away.'
(based on the fable De Haas un de Swinegel ('The Hare and the Hedgehog'))
17-18/06/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to From the Titans to the Titanic
You may talk about the weather man and whether you agree,
or how you work on Maggie's farm and struggle to be free,
who was the man on the grassy knoll, does Gorbachev drink tea?
But ask them all where’s Moneygall, and it’s still a mystery.
And if I could I’d build a field right here in Moneygall,
the Bulls, the Steam, and every team - my god I’d build it tall.
The White Sox and the Throwbacks, sure I'd invite them all.
We’d have our own Chicago in the hills of Moneygall.
Yeah!! Chicago in the hills of Moneygall.
Joe Biden is on hold and the Security Council waits,
while I am here, enjoying some black stuff with Henry VIII,
the Afro-Irish culture is very much alive,
I sing along to every song while strangers kiss the wife.
And if I could I’d build a field right here in Moneygall,
the Bulls, the Steam, and every team - my god I’d build it tall.
The White Sox and the Throwbacks, sure I'd invite them all.
We’d have our own Chicago in the hills of Moneygall.
Yeah!! Chicago in the hills of Moneygall.
24-25/05/6252 RT (2011 CE) - alternative version of The Hills of Donegal on the occasion of Obama's visit
On Mother's Day and Father's Day
you put us children on the spot -
we have to bring you gifts and say
we're grateful to you in every way,
whether you earned our thanks or not.
Would it not be the proper thing
to hold a Children's Day as well,
to thank us for the joy we bring
into your lives, the songs we sing,
the smiles we smile, the tales we tell?
We don't want much: an afternoon
spent at the venue of our choice,
a handmade present and a tune,
a cake and maybe a balloon -
a day on which we have a voice!
10/05/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Horses Can Fly and The Supreme Blossom
'I want it, and I want it now!',
the delegates heard their leader rant.
'To heat our factories and homes,
I want my nuclear power plant!'
But her advisors tried to point
out, as they had so often tried
before, that due to risks and costs
the plant could not be justified.
'I do not want us to depend
on filthy Arabs, and much less
on those unruly miners who
left our economy in a mess!
'If global cooling brings that new
Ice Age of which the world now speaks,
our country shan't be held to ransom
by union bosses and by sheiks.'
'The climate change reversed, my Lady -
over the past two years the Earth
got slightly warmer, and that trend
seems to remain, for all it's worth.'
'Then that must be the CO2
that we emit - it should be banned!'
The scientists laughed out: 'Just like
that raindrop that sank Doggerland.'
'If we could prove that it is so',
the Prime Minister kept her calm,
'then all our problems could be solved
by raising the global warming alarm.
'There'd be new products and new jobs
reducing levels, we could tax
all CO2 emitting fuels,
and we'd get Greenpeace off our backs.
'There's an entire industry
to be developed while we shan't
forget the science to support it,
and I could get my nuclear plant!'
8/05/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Nail on the Head
Our hearts had been caught in a deadlock
when Cupid was making his rounds,
so we married out of wedlock
and met in the breeding grounds.
And when gently we kiss one another
as we say our goodbyes in the street,
there's a part that remains with each other,
like the part that stays home when we meet.
When they sleep, the guys we did marry,
and the cry of the heron sounds,
by the light of the torch that we carry
we meet in the breeding grounds.
20+23/04/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to The Paradise of Darkness
(Translation of Bertolt Brecht's Der Radwechsel)
I'm sitting by the roadside.
The driver is changing the tyre.
I don't want to be where I came from.
I don't want to be where I'm going to.
Why am I watching the tyre change
impatiently?
23/04/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Away and Back
'Mum, I can't sleep tonight because I fear
the old invisible man who's in my room
and watches everything I do, who'll hear
all things I whisper and who'll spell my doom,
who will come out to get me before long,
and who will burn me if I'm doing something wrong.'
'Oh darling, there's no need to be afraid
of God! I'm certain that he loves you still;
he'll only punish those who disobeyed,
but he'll reward all those who do his will.
You'll be in Paradise with him one day
if you do everything your priests and parents say.'
28/03/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Nail on the Head and The Supreme Blossom
Consider the lily that blooms in the meadow
which toils not nor spins but still grows;
it's dressed in the most ornamental fashion,
and yet it has no need for clothes.
Is that not proof of God?
Consider the mouth-fitting fruit, the banana,
perforated in just the right place.
Behold - when you pull back the tab He provided,
the contents won't squirt in your face.
Is that not proof of God?
Consider how He created science
to let His opponent be heard,
how slyly He planted the dinosaur fossils
to test our faith in His word.
Is that not proof of God?
Consider a painting - it must have a painter,
each work of art has its source;
it's clear that all things must have been created -
except the creator, of course.
Is that not proof of God?
14/03/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Friday School
I saw a rainbow in the night,
and all the most unpleasant things
are suddenly rememberings.
The blackness of the sky takes flight,
and what was dark is turning bright.
The sombre clouds went out of sight,
the spectres flee on raven wings,
and far away the moonbird sings.
I saw a rainbow in the night,
now everything will be all white.
3+7/03/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to This Doesn't Make Sense, Does It?
The day that he was captured, Che Guevara
was tied up in a mud school to confess;
the prisoner requested a short meeting
with the school mistress, Julia Cortez.
'You have this dump, and they have their Mercedes -
if they spent less, you'd have a little more.
Those guys can do without their status symbols,
and that's exactly what we're fighting for!'
When Che was killed, before they dumped his body,
a CIA man took his watch, aware
that one day this would be a priced possession:
though Che is gone, his Rolex is still there.
4/03/6252 RT (2011 CE), added to Nail on the Head
This court has never held that the Constitution forbids the execution of a convicted defendant who has had a full and fair trial but is later able to convince a habeas court that he is 'actually' innocent.
It's worse than you thought, Frank. It's darker in here than you would have imagined.
'No, it was Hernandez'; climbing
'That's why you were hiding under
Minutes earlier a station
Wanda Lopez died. The fitness
One was sceptic: 'I'm recalling
The police force trampled through the
As De Luna's eyes grew misty
The authorities kept searching
Without evidence that placed him
'If you demonstrate repentance
Prosecution, without cessation,
'No, it was Hernandez, won't you
After his arrest for robbing
Though De Luna kept enquiring,
In the prison yard, an inmate
'They've no evidence, and chiefly
Both discussed their murder cases
'Who is this? It seems that guy is
When his time had come, De Luna
He was strapped into the gurney
Once again his head was moving
Joe befriended Johnny hours
'Oh, the system's gonna fail you!',
'Ten old women in my city
'She'd been raped and badly beaten,
'Halloween the culprit gambled -
'Just like Narnie Bryson, Sister
'Everything the perpetrator
'Afterwards police were catching
'She described a brown-haired slender
'So policemen chauffeured Bubbles
'True, my fingerprints were lifted
'They condemned me without viewing
'They did not believe my mother,
'Some last words?' - The man inflamed him;
When they started to deliver
After Johnny's death, the callous
Will the State continue killing
February 6252 RT
(2010 CE), added to The Miracle of Mortality
Of course you need a qualification
Of course you need a qualification
But you don't need a qualification
27-28/02/6252 RT
(2011 CE), added to That's the Way It Is
(Flight EI0392)
Twas Christmas Eve at Dublin Airport, and no one sang carols that night,
At the time of our scheduled departure we waited quite patiently, being aware
One hour past our scheduled departure we let out a sigh of relief when we saw
Two hours past our scheduled departure some people checked out the board once more
Three hours past our scheduled departure we'd managed to run a few miles, nothing less,
Four hours past our scheduled departure two fearless staff members were spotted who knew
Five hours past our scheduled departure our aircrew appeared and told us the score:
Six hours past our scheduled departure some vouchers were handed out by the crew,
Seven hours past our scheduled departure from Dublin we finally boarded the plane
24-29/12/6251 RT
(2010 CE)
The old magician wrung his hands in terror:
That word would bring prosperity and gladness,
Mankind's destruction is her only mission:
She waited for a little tiff with patience,
She saw mankind creating their first borders
He read the tablets once again; a caustic
'I summoned you! You must reveal', he beckoned,
24-25/11/6251 RT
(2010 CE), added to From the Titans to the Titanic
Life has a thousand shades of grey; the dying
The year has gone to sleep now, only after
21-22/11/6251 RT
(2010 CE), added to Spirit of Beauty
(Tune: The Sky is Crying)
Drinking and flying,
I rub my eyes after Melbourne:
I got a bad feeling, my reindeer,
22/11/6251 RT
(2010 CE), added to Christmas Carols for Working Class Parents
It's been a hard day's night, and when the Beatles got their due
When we commenced to drool, the band that everyone debates
When you're born everything seems to be right,
11/11/6251 RT
(2010 CE), added to Away and Back
(Tune: Fields of Athenry)
By a lonely airport wall I heard a young girl calling:
Low fly the birds across the sky
By a lonely prison wall I heard a young guard calling:
Low fly the birds across the sky
By a lonely churchyard wall she watched the last star falling
Low fly the birds across the sky
5/11/6251 RT
(2010 CE), added to Christmas Carols for Working Class Parents
In Joseph's small carpentry shop on Rogue Alley
'And what will you do?', asked his father with patience
'We do not take orders, we are our own bosses,
'I hate making incense cases from briar
'Do not try to stop me, I'll leave on the double!',
'Messiahs do not get their salaries weekly,
1/11/6251 RT
(2010 CE), added to Nail on the Head
The daffodils' petals turned red in Kilmainham,
The daffodils roared as the iron shepherd
16-17/10/6251 RT
(2010 CE), added to High Kings and Taoiseachs
In the Cold War Cafe on campus we met
In the Cold War Cafe on campus we mused;
In the Cold War Cafe on campus we told
In the Cold War Cafe till late at night
We didn't think that the world could change
15-16/10/6251 RT
(2010 CE), added to That's the Way It Is
Venitia, having had her breakfast, hovered
A lifetime afterwards it has been noted
13-14/10/6251 RT
(2010 CE), added to From the Titans to the Titanic
(Tune: Danny Boy)
Oh Santa Claus, the pipes, the pipes are calling,
But you have died in service of your country
9/10/6251 RT
(2010 CE), added to Christmas Carols for Working Class Parents
'Twas the most pleasant of all noons
We celebrated in the streets,
The barking ceased - in peaceful parks
The air was light and Life was good.
Nobody knew, of all the vets
But I examined several dogs
Yet I woke up before I solved
7-8/10/6251 RT
(2010 CE), added to Nail on the Head
As the local crime reporter
It all started when Jane Rafter,
She was popular and wealthy,
As I walked back home, the city
In a note Jane Rafter told me
In her scrapbook she admired
'I got thousand, unsuspected,
'Children, men and women perished
'No one ever killed as many
'Why pick me?' - I felt like crying.
2/10/6251 RT
(2010 CE), added to The Miracle of Mortality
The farmer sowed his field one sunny day.
'He's trapped us', croaked the chief. 'Go out and see
'That is disgraceful', said the chief. 'He killed
And so the hole was covered to the brim.
A crow swooped down and pecked a grain before
And as the farmer carried off the crow,
- - - - - - -
Behind the tree, the farmer shook his head
2/10/6251 RT
(2010 CE), added to That's the Way It Is
Jacqueline, a midwife in London,
She carefully pulled, and she twisted
And Tess, his unfortunate mother,
Back home Jackie hung her head, sighing:
She tried to forget it, but people
One night Tess’ friend Polly approached her:
She guessed what the woman expected.
‘No problem, my dear’, Jackie answered,
A week later she ran into Annie
‘Tess said you could fix it’, she babbled
Long Liz delivered a message
‘She’ll wait in the yard or the driveway
The yard was pitch-black. In the darkness
She grabbed her shawl, and she wrestled
A carriage rolled into the driveway,
On Mitre Square half an hour later
‘The square’, Jackie answered, ‘is quiet,
One day Mary Jane went to Jackie:
‘I’ve got my own lodgings. Please see me
‘I’m glad I’ve my room’, she told Jackie
She spread her legs on the mattress,
Since then, no one else came to Jackie,
22-24/09/6251 RT
(2010 CE), added to The Miracle of Mortality
(Meaning: It is not unconstitutional to have an innocent person executed.)
- Judge Scalia, US Supreme Court
- John Bennett Allen, US juror and author who assisted me in my research
in the car, Carlos De Luna
realised his awkward timing,
took a breath and then declared:
'I saw him leave!' - 'And didn't tell us sooner?' -
'I drank, though on parole, and I got scared!'
pickups? No one will defend you!
Where's your shirt and shoes, I wonder?' -
'When I scaled a fence, the shirt
got stuck.' The cop replied: 'I understand you.
If I was in your shoes, I, too, would spurt!'
had been robbed; the clerk was calling
9-1-1, the situation
escalated, and the man
stabbed her repeatedly. When she was falling,
passing another customer, he ran.
of police made sure to capture
their sole suspect, and the witness
was brought over to the car.
'Are you quite sure that's him?', one asked with rapture
and added with a smile: 'I'm sure you are.'
that you mentioned a Hispanic
with a moustache; was it falling
off? And can you answer me:
where's his grey shirt?' - The witness didn't panic:
'It was quite dark, I didn't really see.'
bloody footprints, not faint-hearted,
and took photographs. 'Let's do the
paperwork. - That's all, I guess.'
They took the knife, five dollars and departed,
telling the day shift clerk to clean the mess.
from a few detectives' roasting,
the police in Corpus Christi
soon were swamped with many a call,
claiming Carlos Hernandez had been boasting
about the Lopez murder in a brawl.
for the driver who'd warned Wanda
of a man whom he'd seen lurching,
and who caused her to alert
police; meanwhile a man discovered under
a bush De Luna's shoes and clean white shirt.
at the scene, they were dependant
on that witness; once they traced him,
he, asked whom he saw that night,
made two attempts to point out the defendant
in court - the second time he got it right.
and plead guilty during trial,
we will give you a life sentence;
you won't have to die.' - 'I guess
you didn't take the time to read my file -
I'm innocent, and I shall not confess!'
said: 'Confess it, we implore you!
You were running from the station,
you were present at the time!
You've been identified by two who saw you:
one at the door, and one commit the crime!'
listen, please!', De Luna blurted
out. 'We look alike; why don't you
bring Hernandez here - you'll see!' -
'Hernandez is a phantom', they asserted,
knowing the phantom was in custody.
yet another store with shocking
cruelty, Hernandez, gobbing
blissfully, talked of the day
he'd murdered Wanda Lopez and kept mocking
Carlos De Luna who would have to pay.
all his statements were neglected,
and the jury were retiring.
When the jurors came back out,
the verdict was announced, just as expected:
'Guilty beyond a reasonable doubt'.
asked him: 'Carlos, will you grace me
with your presence? How've you been, mate?
You have stabbed a clerk, I heard?' -
'It was Hernandez; they can't even place me
inside the station where the crime occurred.
all they have are two misguided
witnesses who think they briefly
saw me in the dark that day.' -
'Welcome to death row; Uncle Sam decided.
I'm Joe, and I will be your guide today.'
in the years that followed, talking
of their apprehensive chases,
of appeal and of reprieve,
and every time the two of them were walking
the yard, they wondered who'd be first to leave.
far too young for this solution.' -
'He is said to be impious;
that is Johnny Garrett, son,
who was a minor when, as prosecution
convinced the court, he raped and killed a nun.'
met the chaplain. 'God has sent us
many trials, and the sooner...' -
'Will I suffer?', he enquired..
'You'll be unconscious once the needle enters -
it's swift and painless, just as you desired.'
and the needle was injected.
Going on his final journey,
Carlos never closed his eyes,
stared at the chaplain, turned his head and acted
as if he tried to speak, to his surprise.
to the side as if he'd ponder
over something. Disapproving
of his fate, De Luna tried
to tell the world once more who murdered Wanda,
and with that name nobody heard he died.
after Carlos went, ungrieving.
'I've been framed by mystic powers,
but the system can not fail
the innocent on death row; I'm believing
that in the long run justice will prevail.' -
Joe's approach seemed very buoyant.
'Tell me, son, how did they nail you -
polygraph or crystal ball?' -
'I was accused by Bubbles the Clairvoyant,
a girl whose dream revealed my guilt to all.
have been raped by a Hispanic
man who showed no shame nor pity
as he brutally fulfilled
his sick desires, less human than satanic,
and Narnie Bryson was the first he killed.
suffocated with her pillow,
and then strangled by the cretin
till her life had slipped away:
the devil had arrived in Amarillo,
and still remains there to this very day.
raped another geriatric,
leaving her for dead, and ambled
to the convent in my street
where he proceeded to pursue a hat trick
by butchering a nun as trick-or-treat.
Tadea Benz had long been working
with the refugees; when Mister
Hill, DA, was called and came,
a witness claimed he'd seen a Cuban lurking
around - Hill said the killer was the same.
left behind was soon collected:
semen they disposed of later,
blood and bundles of black hair
from bed and nightgown, others were detected
upon her face and body - everywhere!
their main suspect; from the station;
since the blood types weren't matching,
they released him, and no gleam
of hope encouraged their investigation
till Bubbles saw the murder in a dream.
teenager with facial features
like Abe Lincoln; the offender,
as she said, lived in a small
white house nearby and drove his mum and teachers
insane by being as slow as he was tall.
round the town until she spotted
our white house; that's when my troubles
slowly started to unfurl.
I was arrested, and since then I've rotted
in prison for the vision of a girl.
at the scene; a few days prior
Tim, my friend, and I had sifted
through her drawers to collect
some necklaces. They're calling me a liar,
though Tim has testified to that effect.
evidence, called me a demon,
said they knew what I'd been doing,
never matched my blood or hair
to that found at the scene, threw out the semen,
and dared to tell me that my trial was fair.
and they weren't even trying
to connect me to the other
murders. Not a doubt about
the jury's verdict that I should be dying:
"Guilty beyond a reasonable doubt".'
Johnny, while the clock was ticking,
put a curse on those who framed him.
'Anything besides this?' - 'Yes,
I thank my friends and family for sticking
with me. The rest of the world can kiss my ass!'
the injection, he turned stiller,
couldn't scream nor breathe nor shiver
till the toxin's work was done,
twelve years before they captured Bryson's killer
who also claimed he'd raped and killed a nun.
Joe approached another churning
prisoner. The men at Ellis
liked to mix, but none of them
was talking to the man accused of burning
his children: Cameron Todd Willingham.
without evidence, I wonder?
Will the system keep on spilling
innocent blood to please the crowd,
or close a case, or cover up a blunder? -
They will, beyond a reasonable doubt.
Qualifications
to be a barber and take care
of whitewalls and of pompadours,
because we trust you with our hair.
as clerk of a bank where people stash
their money and regard it safe,
because we trust you with our cash.
to be a parent or MP,
because you only rule our lives -
just how demanding could that be?
Christmas Eve at Dublin Airport
but Aer Lingus provided a game of Keep guessing what happened to your flight.
that, due to the weather, it might take them longer to bring us up in the air.
There were no announcements, so some kept checking the board, and soon enough
at one stage the terminal changed without warning, so we got up in a huff
and ran through the airport with reddened faces in order to catch our plane
and arrived at our terminal half an hour later, sat down and waited again.
Twas Christmas Eve at Dublin Airport, and no one sang carols that night,
but Aer Lingus provided a game of Keep guessing what happened to your flight.
the display read Hamburg, and so we kept waiting as patiently as before.
But then the display just changed into Brussels; a glance at the board showed the gate
had been changed once again, so we ran through the airport, afraid of being too late.
And once again we sat down and waited, and some checked the board now and then,
and in vain we waited for any announcements to tell us where and when.
Twas Christmas Eve at Dublin Airport, and no one sang carols that night,
but Aer Lingus provided a game of Keep guessing what happened to your flight.
and read the entry Hamburg - Departed, which shook the crowd to the core.
Some passengers panicked, and some started crying, and some ran from gate to gate
in order to ask someone from Aer Lingus if we were really too late.
But in the departure parts of the airports, as difficulties increase,
you'd rather find a needle and haystack than Aer Lingus employees.
Twas Christmas Eve at Dublin Airport, and no one sang carols that night,
but Aer Lingus provided a game of Keep guessing what happened to your flight.
attempting to find a contact number for Aer Lingus, without success.
'They've left without waiting for us', some lamented and left on the very next bus.
'They couldn't have flown without passengers', others insisted, 'they'll wait for us!'
We asked employees of the other airlines to help us, but no one could tell
us how we could contact the desk of Aer Lingus, which some didn't take too well.
Twas Christmas Eve at Dublin Airport, and no one sang carols that night,
but Aer Lingus provided a game of Keep guessing what happened to your flight.
quite nothing about the flight, but one offered to go and talk to the crew.
His unlucky colleague sure felt like a hostage, although we were kind and polite,
and awaited his speedy return, just as anxious as we were for news of our flight.
He came back, and he told us there's ice on the runway, and therefore the plane had to be
diverted to Cork and, after refuelling, would be here eventually.
Twas Christmas Eve at Dublin Airport, and no one sang carols that night,
but Aer Lingus provided a game of Keep guessing what happened to your flight.
the airport in Cork had run out of fuel, and they just had ordered some more.
The ominous Hamburg - Departed entry was changed to another gate,
and those of us who were still at the airport sat down again to wait.
With all other flights departed or cancelled, it felt like a ghost town; our peers
had their faces either red with anger or puffed up from too many tears.
Twas Christmas Eve at Dublin Airport, and no one sang carols that night,
but Aer Lingus provided a game of Keep guessing what happened to your flight.
and so we sat down for a pint on Christmas, discussing what we would do
if we had arrived in Hamburg already, the stories we would tell,
and guessing who could be that important that our flight wasn't cancelled as well.
Then there were four or five more changes of gates to keep us fit,
while all around the snow-white country the Christmas trees were lit.
Twas Christmas Eve at Dublin Airport, and no one sang carols that night,
but Aer Lingus provided a game of Keep guessing what happened to your flight.
and wished back the golden days of yore when we'd go by ferry and train.
The captain politely asked us to hurry because he felt disposed
to arrive at the snowed-in airport in Hamburg before it, too, was closed.
'Would it not be funny if we were diverted to Frankfurt', I ventured to say,
'because they have closed the airport in Hamburg?' - I made no more friends that day.
Twas Christmas Eve at Dublin Airport, and no one sang carols that night,
but Aer Lingus provided a game of Keep guessing what happened to your flight.
The Secret Word
now that that the world was in the hands of one,
it entered the apocalyptic era
that had been prophesised since time begun:
a world of tyranny and warfare and poverty unheard
of, should he not succeed to manage to find the secret word.
that word would end all tyranny and wars,
the nations' and religions' raging madness
and render lasting peace to all our shores.
The word is known to just one creature, but she won't set us free:
she was the one who spoke the other and caused our misery.
this planet's oldest demon, older far
than any god, brought greed and competition
to all her neighbours with the nasty scar
of losses for all losers, winners and those who stand aside
since her demand to be their empress was blatantly denied.
she spoke the word, and soon she looked upon
the first religion and the first of nations;
then Tiamat, the whore of Babylon,
set up her watching post where farmers declared themselves to be
rulers and kings and priests of others and shaped their destiny.
and fight for every little piece of brush;
when man commenced to kill on others' orders
she watched with glee and wore their blood as blush.
The demon no one ever summoned has almost reached her goal,
and only finding out her secret can give us back our soul!
Sumerian hymn to Enki broke the spell.
The old magician shouted: 'An acrostic!
Now I can summon her, and she must tell!'
He drew the zodiac around him and said the words he'd found
by chance and called the vicious demon who entered through the ground.
'the word to end all tyranny and war!'
He shrunk as she gained volume by the second
and filled his house; it was not long before
she covered the entire city, and still she seemed to grow,
and in a thund'rous voice she bellowed: 'The secret word is No!'
The Birches and the Rowan Trees
white skies have fled the sunset's ruby strings,
and from the hills of morning I've been flying
so long now that I cannot feel my wings.
And still we watch the others and remember:
the birches and the rowan trees have painted our November.
it raised the bushy brow of humankind
once more, and yet the merriment and laughter,
the rowan and the birch are left behind.
But still we watch the others and remember:
the birches and the rowan trees have painted our November.
Drinking and Flying
look at the port roll down my beard.
Drinking and flying,
look at the port roll down my beard.
'One billion Christmas drinks already -
let's compare noses', Rudolph sneered.
'This early there should be no planes!'
I rub my eyes after Melbourne:
'This early there should be no planes!',
and I feel so drunk
that I lose control of the reins.
since that shabby old Cessna appeared.
I got a bad feeling
since that shabby old Cessna appeared.
Now no longer flying,
the blood rolling down my beard.
Anthem of the Beatles Day Born
after a straining flight, our mothers were in labour, too.
And when they got off that plane and saw the town go insane,
it made them feel all right.
returned to Liverpool from their big tour around the States.
And when they heard someone say that they were stars from that day,
it made them feel real cool.
when you're born, born on the Beatles' great night, night...
Airspace Violation
Santa, they are taking you away!
Controlled airspace you did cross
where the ATC is boss,
so they've booked you, and in prison you will stay.
where once we watched the sleigh passing by
with reindeer on the wing,
we had Christmas songs to sing.
It's so lonely where the headstones meet the sky.
Bend down, Santa, or you'll ne'er be free!
With a baton and a frown
he took aim and clubbed him down,
unconsciousnessprecipitatingly.
where once we watched the sleigh passing by
with reindeer on the wing,
we had Christmas songs to sing.
It's so lonely where the headstones meet the sky.
as the coffin bearers slowly passed her by.
Sure she'll wait and hope and pray
for a successor one fine day.
It's so lonely where the headstones meet the sky.
where once we watched the sleigh passing by
with reindeer on the wing,
we had Christmas songs to sing.
It's so lonely where the headstones meet the sky.
Leaving the Nest
his son dropped his hammer and opened his gob:
'I've had it to here! I'll be leaving this valley
today, and I'll look for a different job!'
and picked up the cross that his son angrily
had thrown to the floor. 'You've no qualifications -
there is a great future in carpentry!
and yesterday morning our workload increased:
another large order for two hundred crosses
came in from the Romans; they must plan a feast!'
and crosses from dogwood and tables from pine:
I want to go out and become a messiah
and fix this bad world and become the Divine!
but Joseph stayed calm and said 'Listen to me!
Messiahs are homeless and always in trouble,
and people despise them for what they can see.
not many disciples will follow their call;
I know you will fail, and I know you will meekly
return to your cross, son, in no time at all!'
Spring in Kilmainham
the vernal tranquillity came to an end,
and cowslip and furze voiced their paschal anger
with violet and bluebell all over the land.
led lambs to the slaughter for standing their ground.
A daffodil's petals must never be trod on;
the following springtime no shepherd was found.
Cold War Cafe
every night, the straight and the queer,
said hello to our friends, sat down and lit up
and drank beer that tasted of beer.
We were discussing the downfall of music,
how Kim Basinger's hair was curled,
the superpowers and all the horrors
if either took over the world.
at our table we didn't stint
on our criticism and talked about
what the press weren't allowed to print.
To escape unemployment, a lot of young men
whom History hadn't taught
volunteered for the army, for they were convinced
there'd be no more wars to be fought.
the jokes some are posting with glee
anonymously on the net,
because there was no PC.
We laughed at hilarious comedies
that no one dare filming today
since the euphemism language police
would see them get carried away.
we'd smoke and drink and plot,
and our most traumatic experience
was the day John Lennon got shot.
When we learned of injustice anywhere
in the world, which often occurred,
we left our drinks and went out on the street
to let our voices be heard.
(except for the better, of course);
the Cold War Cafe was where we'd be
until it closed its doors.
And now that a generation has passed,
there's a different neighbourhood,
and I found a recycling facility
where the Cold War Cafe once stood.
Living with Pluto
around the table where, intensively,
her granddad read the paper: 'They've discovered
another planet which we can not see
and seek a name for it.' - With a bright spark
the girl unwittingly approached the portals
of fame: 'I'd call him Pluto - he is dark
and makes himself invisible to mortals.'
that Pluto was no planet, and instead
it was discussed that he should be demoted.
Asked her opinion, the old lady said:
'I'd like him to remain a planet, yet
I guess it doesn't really matter whether
he is or isn't.' - Shortly after that
Venitia and her godchild left together.
The Aftertaste of Santa's Draft
because the Pole's at war with Pakistan
to rid the world of combative religion,
and you've been drafted just like every man.
So you went off and killed their congregation
and bust the skulls of those who were misled,
and you smoked out the terrorists and punished
those of wrong faith until a heat stroke killed you dead.
to save the world and Christmas from their foe,
and after fearless troops retrieved your body,
you lie interred beneath eternal snow.
Oh Santa Claus, you've lived and died as hero
for all mankind and for your fatherland,
and if this Christmas you don't bring us presents,
we know that every little child will understand.
Canicidal Fantasy
within the perfect dream. That day
the birds were heard, the footpaths clean,
and all the playgrounds safe for play.
embraced and sang for all it's worth,
and everyone rejoiced: 'The dogs,
the dogs have vanished from this Earth!'
again we heard the joyful birds,
and those who walk no longer walked
a slalom round the smelly turds.
The children ventured out and then
reclaimed their playgrounds, knowing they
would never be attacked again.
and experts who were unprepared,
how all this planet's dogs had died
within one night, and no one cared.
to have this miracle unfurled
and bring the recipe along
for testing in the real world.
the canicide's sweet mystery,
because my neighbour's mutt had barked
me back into reality.
The Mum of Halloween
once I had my time of glory
when they captured Psycho Corter,
and I was there a the scene -
since then I haven't had a thrilling story
until I found the Mum of Halloween.
journalist, fell past my office
on the thirteenth floor. Thereafter,
with a thud, she hit the ground;
they gave the story to some callow novice
and left me once again with Lost and Found.
she had seen all lands and nations,
was successful, young and healthy
while I struggled fruitlessly:
a miracle with lavish decorations
could have sufficed to keep my job - maybe.
was engaged in speculation,
and her suicide caused pity
everywhere. Back home from town
I found a parcel; with anticipation
I lit the fire, unwrapped it and sat down.
how she loved my work on Corter,
that she hated how they sold me
out, and that she wanted me
to publicise her scrapbook as reporter
who does not bow to pleb nor bourgeoisie.
old Liz Bathory, the lady
by whose deeds she was inspired
and whose record she would break:
'Six hundred fifty is not bad, My Lady,
but you got caught for making a mistake.
and won't hear the condemnation
of the masses. I corrected
flaws that caused the others' fall:
they chose one type of victim, one location,
and just one single way to kill them all.
by my knife, my hands, my pistol,
poison, rope and my most cherished
baseball bat that bears my name,
from Nuuk to Perth and from Okhotsk to Bristol;
nobody thought the killer was the same.
as I did by constant moving,
and I do not think that any
other person ever will.'
She had attached the victims' pictures, proving
she was the one who made each single kill.
Suddenly the air grew chiller,
and the fire was nearly dying;
not supporting her desire
to be the world's most famous serial killer,
I threw her note and scrapbook in the fire.
Conclusions
The crows said: 'Look, he feeds us!' and swooped down.
The farmer pulled his gun, and with a frown
he shot the crows and carried them away.
whether he eats them or just wants their hide.'
Two fledglings left, returned and said: 'They died
to fill a hole behind the chestnut tree.'
our friends to fill a hole? Let's gather wood
and leaves and twigs, and soon enough we should
finish his task and have the hollow filled.'
The chief announced: 'The farmer won't require
another crow. Eat to your heart's desire;
there's no more cause to be afraid of him!'
the farmer's very eyes. He looked the same
way that he looked before and took his aim
and shot her while the others watched in awe.
the chief just gulped and uttered: 'Here's the thing -
there's nothing wrong with deductive reasoning,
but it appears there's factors we don't know.'
as he disposed of her and saw the close
arrangement in the hole: 'God love those crows -
who would have thought they bury their own dead?'
Jackie the Midwife
shrunk back and grew pale as a ghost:
of all the things she was scared of,
a breech birth she feared the most.
until she delivered his head;
she saw his blue face as she severed
the cord, and she knew he was dead.
was smiling: ‘I have to admit
this child would have been quite a burden:
thank God you got rid of it!’
‘I’ve made a mistake I despise
myself for, but how could a mother
delight in her baby’s demise?’
would shun her or spit in her face,
the pub down the road wouldn’t serve her,
she was out of work within days.
‘I am in a terrible mess!
I hope you’ll be able to help me;
you were recommended by Tess.’
If not me, she thought, someone else
will do it. I won’t save the baby,
so I’ll do as my conscience compels.
‘I’ve got all my tools’, and she smiled:
‘I’ll do it right here in that gateway’,
slit her belly and ripped out the child.
who’d liquidised most of her wage:
‘Oh, can you imagine the shame of
getting pregnant again at my age?
and was dragged to a yard. In the space
of seconds she lost her intestines
which were scattered all over the place.
to Jackie one evening: ‘It’s Kate.
Tess told her about you; she’s hoping
you’ll help her before it’s too late.
of the workers’ club around one’,
so Jackie got out her equipment
to get yet another job done.
she tried to find Kate anyhow.
A voice said: ‘I’m here’, and she answered:
‘Let’s get this over with now!’
the woman down to the ground
and cut her throat in an instant,
because she could hear a faint sound.
showing Jackie that she’d been remiss:
in the flickering light of its lantern
she noticed the woman was Liz.
she froze as she ran into Kate.
‘I’m sorry, I was with a client;
did Liz not ask you to wait?’
I think we can do it right here.’
She took out her guts and her baby
and cut off her nose and her ear.
‘Tess told me how helpful you’ve been...’ -
‘I’ll meet you tonight at the stable’,
she replied with a bitter grin.
tonight between three and four.’
When Jackie arrived with her toolkit,
Mary Jane came to answer the door.
as she carelessly kicked off her shoes
and undressed from the neck to the ankles,
‘with that terrible man on the loose.’
unaware of her pending doom,
and Jackie, with well-placed incisions,
removed her child and her womb.
yet no one informed the police;
henceforth the Whitechapel harlots
have lived in relative peace.